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2008 Rap-Up

December 29, 2008

CAN'T BELIEVE IT '08'

8. They finally caught O.J - After all these years and the last trial, O.J was found guilty of felony kidnapping, armed robbery and other charges. To serve his 9 to 33 year sentence.

7. T.I only getting a year - With his felony, the world thought that T.I/Tip's career was over. But the judge had other plans, 12 months in prision and community service T.I dodged a big one.

6. Jennifer Hudson family murdered - Surprise, Surprise, Surprise. The entire family killed in 1 day. R.I.P

5. Jay Z & Beyonce - Even though this may not appear as big, this couple denied rumors of dating and even the marriage but late in 08 she confirmed the marriage in April 2008.

4. Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon - Never hearing of dating rumors, the entire marriage shocked the world. People still believe that this is a fake marriage.

3. R.Kelly found not guilty - The long awaited trial that the entertainment world could have waited for came out unexpected. The child pornography charges were dropped due to not enough evidence dispite the tape which they felt was doctored.

2. Bernie Mac's Death - With the...

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10 RULES FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER AT MY HOUSE

November 14, 2008

1. Don't get in line asking questions about the food. "Who made the potato salad? Is there egg in it? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens turkey or pork? Who made the macaroni and cheese? What kind of pie is that? Who made it? Ask one more question and I will punch you in your mouth, knocking out all your fronts so you wont be able to eat anything.

2. If you can't walk or are missing any limbs, sit your a$$ down until someone makes your plate for you. Dinner time is not the time for you to be independent. Nibble on them damn pecans and walnuts to hold you over until someone makes you a plate.

3. If you have kids under the age of twelve, I will escort their little a$$es to the basement and bring their food down to them. They are not going to tear my damn house up this year. Tell them that they are not allowed upstairs until it's time for Uncle Butchie to start telling family stories about their mommas and papas. If they come upstairs for any reason except for that they are bleeding to... [More]

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